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Room 07 of 07 · the clockwork, in the open
What runs, and when.
Every figure on this instrument is read from the database when a page is built; scheduled work keeps the underlying rollups current. This room lists every registered job, when each runs next, and the records of the runs that completed.
Read from the scheduler at this render — nothing on this page is a stored copy.
40 STUDY JOBS SCHEDULED68 ALL-SITE JOBS0 DUE NOW41 / 43 ROUTES ANSWERING
Section 01
Every job on the scheduler.
One row per registered hook. A study job is any hook beginning sweeties_ — those come first. The remainder is ordinary site housekeeping (commerce, caches, mail), listed in full below it because a schedule with hidden rows is not a schedule.
| Hook | Cadence | Next run (UTC) | State |
|---|---|---|---|
| sweeties_ledger_v2_poll_tick | 1 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_entity_journey_poll_tick | 1 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_ledger_v2_reconcile_orders | hourly | 27 Sep 00:53 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_api_404_sentinel_hourly | hourly | 27 Sep 00:53 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_service_desk_sla_check | hourly | 27 Sep 00:53 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_rollups_v2_tick | hourly | 27 Sep 00:58 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_route_registry_v2_probe | hourly | 27 Sep 01:03 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_claus_fluent_abandoned_cart_sweep | hourly | 27 Sep 01:20 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_jsonl_static_mirror_refresh | 6 hours | 27 Sep 01:44 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_asset_obs_import_host_access_logs | 12 hours | 27 Sep 01:48 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_study_integrity_check | 6 hours | 27 Sep 02:08 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_study_daily_snapshot | daily | 27 Sep 02:35 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_ursy_alliance_checkin_tick | 6 hours | 27 Sep 02:48 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_uth_anchor_warm | daily | 27 Sep 03:00 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_mint_v4_daily | daily | 27 Sep 03:15 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_central_ledger_sender_tick | daily | 27 Sep 03:30 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_anchist_daily_sync | daily | 27 Sep 03:30 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_mint_v5_daily | daily | 27 Sep 03:35 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_as_daily_rebuild | daily | 27 Sep 04:00 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_truth_spine_audit_sixhourly | 6 hours | 27 Sep 06:21 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_winback_daily | daily | 27 Sep 08:30 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_birthday_gift_tick | daily | 27 Sep 09:00 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_sister_shops_refresh | 12 hours | 27 Sep 10:39 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_media_xml_refresh_v2 | daily | 27 Sep 19:44 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_deploy_daily_sitemap | daily | 27 Sep 19:44 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_cache_cap_prewarm | daily | 27 Sep 19:49 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_gc_daily | daily | 27 Sep 19:53 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_ios_account_api_cleanup | daily | 27 Sep 20:48 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_shield_daily_scan | daily | 27 Sep 20:48 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_analytics_daily_sync | daily | 27 Sep 20:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_core_recount_links | daily | 27 Sep 20:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_analytics_weekly_report | daily | 27 Sep 21:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_core_analyze_content | daily | 27 Sep 21:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_core_content_assistant_batch | daily | 27 Sep 22:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_seo_core_import_ai_telemetry | daily | 27 Sep 22:51 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_uth_section_daily_snapshot | daily | 27 Sep 23:05 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_totd_daily | daily | 27 Sep 23:10 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_subs_daily_tick | daily | 28 Sep 00:01 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_monthly_newsletter_due | one-off | 1 Oct 09:00 | Scheduled |
| sweeties_shield_weekly_report | 7 days | 2 Oct 21:48 | Scheduled |
40 study hooks — the scheduler holds 40 study events in total (a hook can carry more than one event).
The other 28 site hooks, in fullcommerce, caching, mail and platform housekeeping — nothing is hidden
| Hook | Cadence | Next run (UTC) | State |
|---|---|---|---|
| cmplz_every_five_minutes_hook | 5 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| fluentcrm_scheduled_five_minute_tasks | 5 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| fluentform_do_scheduled_tasks | 5 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| action_scheduler_run_queue | 1 min | 27 Sep 00:26 | Scheduled |
| wp_privacy_delete_old_export_files | hourly | 27 Sep 00:38 | Scheduled |
| jetpack_clean_nonces | hourly | 27 Sep 00:50 | Scheduled |
| wc_admin_process_orders_milestone | hourly | 27 Sep 00:51 | Scheduled |
| fluentcrm_scheduled_hourly_tasks | hourly | 27 Sep 00:51 | Scheduled |
| wc_admin_unsnooze_admin_notes | hourly | 27 Sep 01:02 | Scheduled |
| dgwt_wcas_analytics_maintenance | daily | 27 Sep 02:00 | Scheduled |
| wp_update_user_counts | 12 hours | 27 Sep 02:02 | Scheduled |
| googlesitekit_cron_update_remote_features | 12 hours | 27 Sep 02:02 | Scheduled |
| wp_version_check | 12 hours | 27 Sep 08:38 | Scheduled |
| wp_update_plugins | 12 hours | 27 Sep 09:08 | Scheduled |
| wp_update_themes | 12 hours | 27 Sep 09:38 | Scheduled |
| woocommerce_marketplace_cron_fetch_promotions | 12 hours | 27 Sep 11:01 | Scheduled |
| recovery_mode_clean_expired_keys | daily | 27 Sep 19:38 | Scheduled |
| wp_privacy_personal_data_cleanup_requests | daily | 27 Sep 19:38 | Scheduled |
| jetpack_v2_heartbeat | daily | 27 Sep 19:50 | Scheduled |
| elementor/tracker/send_event | daily | 27 Sep 19:50 | Scheduled |
| cmplz_every_day_hook | daily | 27 Sep 19:51 | Scheduled |
| fluentmail_do_daily_scheduled_tasks | daily | 27 Sep 19:51 | Scheduled |
| fluentform_do_email_report_scheduled_tasks | daily | 27 Sep 19:51 | Scheduled |
| validate_woopay_compatibility | daily | 27 Sep 19:51 | Scheduled |
| cmplz_every_week_hook | 7 days | 2 Oct 19:51 | Scheduled |
| fluentcrm_scheduled_weekly_tasks | 7 days | 2 Oct 19:51 | Scheduled |
| wp_site_health_scheduled_check | 7 days | 3 Oct 19:38 | Scheduled |
| cmplz_every_month_hook | 30 days | 25 Oct 19:51 | Scheduled |
Source: the WordPress scheduler (_get_cron_array), read at 27 Sep 2026 00:25 UTC - live. "Due now" means the event has reached its scheduled time and runs on the next trigger.
Section 02
The mint's run record - when each day was actually done.
The daily mint evaluates the previous complete UTC day, exactly once, at 03:15 UTC. Every completed run seals receipts, and the evidence day and the issuance moment are deliberately separate facts — both are below.
Next daily run
27 Sep, 03:15 UTC
Stage 1 (v4 writer) - 5 rows waiting on today.
Last successful v4 run
unavailable
A run without a sealed receipt mints nothing.
Last successful v5 run
unavailable
Stages 2 to 4 - not issuing since 2026-09-02.
Section 03
The truth spine's cadence.
Truth-spine audit
Every 6 hours
WP-Cron hook sweeties_truth_spine_audit_sixhourly compares what the pages publish against what the database holds; what it caught is the corrections table in room 06.
Route probes
41 / 43
Every registered route is probed on a schedule against its promised status; the result is published beside the promise in room 04.
Observability snapshots
Daily, held in full
observability.json carries a per-day snapshot chain with the audit schedule in its trust block - the machine copy of this room.
Section 04
What was recorded before the spine existed.
The study kept records before the current apparatus existed. They rest on weaker foundations and are published as exactly that — a preserved record, never merged into any live figure.
| What was recorded | Count | What it rests on |
|---|---|---|
| Accepted claims | 156 | Receipt hashes from the June submission. |
| Runtime loops completed | 85 | Recorded at submission time. |
| Sales-ledger claims | 82 | Recorded at submission time. |
| Evidence families | 5 | Categories under which the claims were filed. |
A frozen pre-spine record, preserved verbatim - frozen, June 2026.
The same clockwork, for machines
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Where this leads next.
One study, one style, seven rooms. The legacy room addresses now land on the room that absorbed their content, and every machine mirror keeps its original path.